The sound of silence (otherwise known as naptime)

Well it's 2:14pm and I am finally going to have lunch. A feat that I have yet to master when they are awake and I am alone. I usually get to eat half of my food and the little spawns eat the other half. I guess that's a good enough diet? I should have about another hour (ha,ha) to myself before they wake up. Just enough time to clear a path through the destruction to the recliner to catch up on "Cashmere Mafia". I know if I try to take a nap, one or more will awake. They seem to have this strange inate knowledge of when I close my eyes and then the "Momma" call starts. Take it while I can get it...